I made this poem in dedication to Christian Bad Boy, an aggressive troll who hangs around the "Why Won't God Heal Amputees" forums and beats up unsuspecting atheists with his amazing lack of logic. It's got a simple AABB rhyme scheme.

Ode to CBB
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Oh CBB oh CBB
Your brain must be the size of a pea
Every day simple logic you ignore
Making attempted argument a chore

Every day here you rant and rave
Good thing here you don't emit sound waves
Your arguments revolve around
Fallacies that gratuitously abound

Every time you post I laugh
I smile so hard it hurts my calf
That's a pretty big smile in case you didn't know
Sometimes it reaches down to my toes

Oh CBB oh CBB
Your brain must be the size of a pea
Every day simple logic you ignore
Making attempted argument a chore

You think everyone here hates you
But we really all love you so don't be blue
Your posts make us laugh inside
So please your posts do not subside

We think you're a pretty funny guy
With the idiocy you supply
You're a joy to have around
Without you we'd miss our best clown

Oh CBB oh CBB
Your brain must be the size of a pea
Every day simple logic you ignore
Making attempted argument a chore