TheAmateurAnimator's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Halo 3 2:Halo 4 The Movie]

Very Good. But...

I understand, this is funny, you can say whatever you want, but you goofed big time on Master Chief's origins. The truth is, he was taken by the military and trained to be a SPARTAN super-soldier. And he doesn't have red hair. But this was still a good movie and an interesting plot. The end...? Bleargh. That ending scene was as awkward as the love story in Star Wars Episode 2, and the movie would have done much better without it, or you could have used this, much funnier scene:
Master Chief: Blah, blah, blah, I am your father, blah, blah, homerun.
Kids: You expect us to really believe that?
MC: Nah, I was just messing with you.
That dialogue would have been much more funnier and lots less awkward than the original ending. I suppose millions of people have already told you that it's ARBITER not ORBITER and you still haven't listened to them.
Apart from all that, this was great!

[Toad's 2nd Demension Demo]

No. No.

You don't submit demos or trailers to the Portal. You submit them to Alphas. Get better voice acting next time because you don't make a very good voice actor. Don't have sound that ceases to exist 3/4 through the movie, everyone hates that. Nice violence, though. The completed project might not be a piece of crap.

FaceBiteDotCom responds:

I submitted it here because you cant submit anything to the alphas without having a movie past judgement at the portal

[Power Star]

Cool.

I knew that this was no ordinary sprite movie as soon as Mario pulled out two guns and started shooting! It only got better from there. I swear, this is as good as or better than the VGDC movies. Forget about Randy Solem, YOU are the new ultimate spriter!

[AniMSN 71]

Cool.

If any jerk says that this is crap, don't listen to them, they obviously have an IQ of -5. This was tight, with the great DBZ-style battling. My only complaint is that the guys move way too fast and this was a little weak on pacing and storytelling, but what would I know? Anyone who hates this is a stupid n00b and thy don't know what is good and what is crap, because this is t3h_r0x0rz. That's no opinion. That's a solid, undebateable fact. I mean, look at the amazing FbF and the streamlined art and fighting and tell me that it sucks. You can't without resorting to lame comebacks and retarded attempts to make other people feel bad? Then fuck off.

[halo 3 2: movie trailer]

Okay.

Well, the first movie in the series sucked...a lot. But I'm glad to see that the graphics improved...a lot. I hated that homerun thing you got going, but I suppose it's just an inside joke that I don't get. Also, in th scene with Arbiter and MC teaming up, the Arbiter was swinging around his energy sword at thin air. Who ver does THAT?? Well, it was good, especially compared to the first one.

[Madness Xmas Special 2]

w00t!

I could have sworn that this was done by Krinkels himself! Seriously...it was perfectly animated, the music kicked ass, and the part at the end with the hero twisting Santa's neck and the epilogue was hilarious. This is an automatic five...out of five.

[Biography: Master Chief]

This was cool and anyone who disagrees can go to *

But I've noticed some reviewers complaining about how Halo "sucks" or "the game and everyone who plays it is stupid" and I want to tell those people(yes, all two of them) that the universe doesn't revolve around them, that just because they hate something doesn't mean everyone else has to hate it(who do they think they are? Big Brother?), and that they are annoying fucks who should just fuck off because they're so immature and stupid.
This was the best Halo movie I've ever seen, at least until TSAH2 comes out, which will probably outscore this because it has legendaryfrog in it.

And I loved the "hey, the light's on!" thing. It was just too funny. And the Fall of Reach(I assume you know the way it really happened) and the Pillar of Autumn, Winter, Spring, Summer was funny as well. I liked the arbiter part. Damn, that was funny. And the part with Master Chief "sneaking." That was freaking hilarious!

[Mr John the 2nd]

I am shocked and appalled.

My SCREENNAME is AMATEURANIMATOR10 for god's sake and even I am better than you! All your submissions are terrible! Anyone who likes this is truly a mentally-challenged person with a crack addiction and an IQ of -5! Anyone, even you, could do better than this. I work for days on my submissions, and how long does it take you? 10 minutes? Tom and Wade don't want people like you churning out crap every ten minutes, why do you think you ca only submit 2 movies a day? When the brothers Fulp created Newgrounds, they had no idea that crap like this would pass judgment. And the fact that this DID pass judgment means that all the good, responsible people with IQ's over 68 have all died, except for me and my friends, leaving me alone in a world of people who like crap like this...I've lost faith in all humanity.

[noodle eating comp]

Holy Shit, This Sucks!

Saying vote 5 if you want napster back, such a shameful thing to do, you can get banned for using hijinks like that. And this was just a load of shit. A really bad bitmap image(still with white outlines galore!) moving an arm up and down while a badly drawn stick guy does the same thing does not a movie make. Newgrounds is a terrible place full of crappy stick movies and it's all because of you. I know you can do better, anyone can do better than this.

[mouse hunt #2]

I appreciate the fact that you use Flash but...

...Newgrounds isn't the place for soundless 5-second shorts with terrible graphics. You are just creating a bad reputation for yourself by making this stuff. I'm also very sad that this passed judgment, because it means that all the smart and responsible people are all dead and only idiots remain alive in the world...come on, I know you can do better than this.