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Sp00kyy
Ah... Cancerman... Did you see the XF2 trailer, man?
TheAmateurAnimator
Teasers never impress me. Now, when I start seeing actual trailers, I'll start pissing my pants.
Maybe this movie will inspire an X-Files revival for the twenty-first century and usher in a new golden age of paranoia; conspiracies; the paranormal; and characters who, without ever going all the way, manage to become sex symbols.