TheAmateurAnimator's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[just testing]

Sucks.

Geez, that was just a bunch of bitmap images. And even they wren't that good. The next time you make a Flash, actually put some real effort into it like I do. Heck, at least I put a little bit of effort into my movies.

[the big fight]

Oh my fucking gawd.

This is the worst piece of crap ever. And, I saw you reply to a guy who gave you a zero, and say, vote 5 if you like napster or something like that. Such tactics are DISCOURAGED, it says right there when you submit your flash, and you can get banned because of it. And you said you didn't know how to convert FLA's to SWF's and if you needed a 3rd party program: no, all you do is "test movie" or "export." I've had way better submissions on Newgrounds that have lower scores than this. It's perplexing. Not only do you give stick figures a bad name, you make Newgrounds look like a cesspool of crappy cartoons. This was the worst Flash I've ever seen in my life. Usually I defend people around my own experience level, but anyone could, and should avoid, making this. I had a friend who made a much better cartoon after only 2 days of owning Flash. This type of shit souldn't even be on Newgrounds, it's just wasting space.

[MAN 2: Naruto]

Uh..4 a naruto tribute..u got sum stuff wrong...

you did use what sounded like authentic music from the anime, so kudos to you. but aside from music and the hitai-ate headbands its not really a good tribute. the anmation was a bit simple(but who am I to talk) and it was overall too short and not funny enough. and barely anyone in naruto uses swords, besides gekko hayate, zabuza and orochimaru, they all primarily use kunai and shuriken. I just didn't realy like this.

Kyora-Mishiso responds:

It was.
I got it straight from the producers themselves!
Ok, that's not true, I hijacked it from Limewire, like most of that.
And yes, I know no one really uses swords, but I like them.

[eBaums world dot com]

I never did like eBaum's World.

It always seemed to me as a place of depraved and sick, immature dirty humor and stupid stuff. I never really went to it, and I was sick of the blatant sexual humor the first time I visited the site. This has worse graphics than the famed "Prowlies at the River" but look whos higher on the top 50 NOW!! YOU ARE!!! YOU BEAT PROWLIES!!! NOW YOU HAFTA BEAT LITTLEFOOT AND YOU'LL BE #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Full Metal Sonic]

w00t!

I saw this on DA..the one w/o the sound and I told you to put it on NG and everyone would love it...I guess you were one step ahead of me!

[The Tell-Tale Heart]

Pretty good.

This was good, it was nice and was true to the original poem. But why did most of the movie have no voice acting?

[Lo! The Akimbo Eskimo!]

What the heck?

That was just too wierd for me. And I don't like things hat don't make sense. However, I applaud you on the good lipsyncing.

[Happy Halloween Collab]

I'm sorry, but this all-around sucked.

Every single artist here has absolutely no talent, you guys should see my tutorial, so your Flashes won't be such crap. I'm amazed that this passed judgment. I've created better stuff than this, and it all got blammed.

GunningSoul responds:

Man, sure I would like to find the Triforce of Power, legends says it taste like chicken.

[Lightsaber Tutorial]

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Nothing I haven't seen 50 billion times in all the other lightsaber tutorials like that. No 5 for you.

[LoZ: Hope's End]

It was good.

To all you nitwads who complain about how Link looks or how Link and Zelda/Shiek get massacred, its time you learned about artistic license. For the most part, I don't care if Link looks like an FF reject, and, to you morons out there, Ganon dies because near the beginning his hand with the Triforce got cut off, so he wasn't "immortal" anymore. Link still had his Triforce, so he didn't die, even after his head got cut off. And then, Navi used a magic potion on him(at least I think that's what was in that jar) before getting killed, so Link could return to life. But, the sound, it was terrible, it isn't that hard to speak in an audible voice, people! And looping Liberi Fatili like that...come on! That was terrible sound syncing, people! Although, it did get pretty funny to hear it looped so badly after a while, and after a few cold ones. And to that one guy, you used the F-word a lot and wrote in all caps, this was a good movie and I don't care what you say, and saying stick movies suck is just untrue, just check out Xaio Xaio, it is the world's, maybe even the entire universe's greatest stick animation EVER. Period. Only amateur stick movies suck. People who swear the F-word too much are losers who want to sound cool, but end up sounding like uncultured moronic losers. Sure it's okay to say every once in a while... All my 5's are belong to this!