TheAmateurAnimator's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Final Fantasy Madness]

Black Mage wins!

I did NOT see that coming!

[Sprawl Metropolis (Old)]

This is good enough to deserve straight ten's.

But this was a little slow. I didn't mind it, but you'll get a lot of abuse from idiots with short attention spans and small/feeble minds. Anyway, all first episodes are slow.

And there are people who complain about the dialogue and writing. I'm not complaining: At least your're better at it than George Lucas! =D

[L]

Whoa!

OMG, how did you make those awesome lightsaber effects! Please tell me how you made them!

[Naruto vs Sasuke short]

All I have to say is "meh"...well, not really.

It was a little good, but the Naruto vs. Sasuke sprite battle is WAY, WAY, WAY overdone. Try something different if you make another one, like Neji vs. Gaara. For that one, I'd love to see the outcome, after all, they're both geniuses, unlike Sasuke, who's just a prodigy, and Naruto, who is a bumbling idiot most of the time.

[SW: SCA:J.E.T -Trailer]

Excellent!

You know, you're supposed to submit trailers to NG Alphas. However, because of the immense quality and awesomeness of this trailer, I'll make an exception! The Jedi Elite Team reminds me a bit of the A-team. And I'm glad that you know your SW. Lots of people don't know all about the Star Wars expanded universe series, and when they make SW cartoons...all canon continuity is thrown out of the window. ^_^

Xennethy responds:

I do have a trailer submitted to the Alphas. But as u can see, this trailer does not only include scenes from the movie. Therefore it can be a standalone movie, rather than only a trailer.

[Doc Ock]

Good! Great! Fantastic!

I loved this. That is all.
PS. The song Doc Ock dances to IS NOT "Rich Girl" it is "If I was a Rich Man" from "Fiddler on the Roof!" Sorry, just had to get that out of my system.

[Schiavo's Secret]

This was funny, so SHUT UP!

First:
To all you misguided superreligious hypocritical whiny guys who think that the author will burn in hell for making fun of a person that the media tricked you into feeling sorry for, there's a certain Biblical line you missed, and I think it goes like this:
"Whoever puts a smile on another person's face puts a smile on God's face." Or something like that. And this Author has put many a smile on God's face.

And get this, you misguided jerks: There are hundreds, or maybe THOUSANDS, that are in Schavio's predicament and you don't give a RAT'S ASS about them? Why? Because the STUPID MEDIA TRICKED YOU GUYS INTO FEELING ALL BAD FOR HER AND IGNORING ALL THOSE POOR STARVING KIDS IN AFRICA!

You people honestly expect to see non-offensive humor on Newgrounds? Newgrounds, and many sites like it, are the last safe place for free speech, now that the Evil Empire of the Patriot Act and the dreaded FCC are restricting the First Amendment! Newgrounds is for ANYTHING, and you should be GLAD, because who wants the same censorship that Russia had under Stalin? Who wants to be a misguided ultraright religio-wacko idiot who wants their heterosexual, white, Christian prejudices to be the law of the land? Who wants to SPIT ON THE CONSTITUTION? Not the author. He's too busy exercising his RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH!

Now, to the Author:
And to the Author: I laughed very hard. And you should be proud of yourself for teaching all those right-wing retards that you have EVERY RIGHT TO VOICE YOUR OPINIONS! LET YOUR IDEALS BE HEARD! I love your movies, so keep on rolling and showing that Bush Administration who's boss!

Now make more X-men flashes, those things are hilarious!

[/goodness gracious\]

Um...no.

The graphics are good, but that's nothing if you aren't doing anything with them. Newgrounds people aren't interested in hearing a voice made on Speaktonia drone on about carbon, and while I found this to be very interesting, it doesn't have what it takes to be put on Newgrounds. This movie was nothing but TruffleClock telling a CC, LL, and GG member about carbon and the only animation(apart from the short intro thingy) was the triangle moving and the clock and lock and glock blinking. This is not NG material.

[4 Swords Misadventures2.2]

Good!

I really liked that and the Agent Smith reference. My favorite part:
"What haven't I done to Zelda?"
"You lucky bastard! Uh, I mean, how dare you!"
The movie was great. I liked it much more than the other ones, it was better done and longer. You got the "fighter-douken" from 8-bit Theater, didn't you? It was still funny.
Yeah, and the censors always ruin the fun.

[TNBC: Gas stop]

Aw, man!

This was good...a little too short and simple. But I didn't like it. I see the movie in my email(I get notified whenever you make new movie :P) and I though, "WOW ANOTHER CACTUAR AND TONBERRY ADVENTURE OMG OMG THIS IS T3H BEST DAY OF MY LIFE" and I don't get Cactuar and Tonberry, I get this. It wasn't bad, but I didn't like it, possibly because I was expecting much better from you. In short, this was both a false alarm(a short short when I was expecting another laugh-my-ass-off C&T adventure) and a disappointment(a not-so-awesome short short when I was expecting another awesome movie starring everyone's favorite cactuar, Cactuar).